All I want is sex! So fuck, but save the romance for someone else

You had a fucking dream? Well, it'll be a dream come true, dick at the ready

I'd rather have a shrink anal on my dick than this therapy of yours

I'll fuck her at the bus stop, because it's not safe to call a stranger home

Sex is healthier for the butt than sports - especially in the doggystyle position 🍑

- If my husband could see me fucking you. - Oh. He's not ready to be a cuckold

Girl, do you want to squirt? Let me fuck you, what's the holdup?

That's how they give out orders in locker rooms - they suck customers

Gave her a boner pill and sat on her dick, what a temptation pro

No cash, I'll suck it for delivery. And if that's not enough, we'll fuck

You can tell your husband you're a fucking whore, but I'll cum in your mouth first